I have decided to give away 12 Golden Swing Things.
The product featured below is called The Golden Swing Thing TM. There are only 50 to 60 models of the product as depicted below. The original lot of Swing Things had insufficient Centre connections. So I had some of these custom modified at great expense in order to achieve the level of quality I expected out of myself. Each of the 12 will come with solid brass center pieces, a stainless steel laser engraved center ring, a leather tether, a hitting ball, laser engraved wood turnings, and a carrying case. Each custom Swing Thing balances on Centre. Every component of the product was made in the USA. I have a strong commitment to quality.
When I first produced this quality product, my intent was to peg the price of this product to the price of gold. It is after all "The Golden Swing Thing." I thought it was easily worth one fifth the price of gold. My original target price for this product was around 80 bucks. That was when gold was trading at $400 ... With the price of gold around $1350, the question begs. Is this product worth $270 now? Who knows. All I know is that these units are rare ... maybe they will be a collectible item long after I'm dead and gone. Hell! ... I even torched a bunch of these. I cut up and burned up many of the ones that didn't meet my standard of quality.
So I'm giving away twelve of these things. What's the catch? All I ask is that you become a wholesale distributor in my card network. As an added bonus, I will also include the Swingpointer TM in the free package for the first 12 people. Why did I join this network? Click Here for my answer.